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The Best Roller Skating Commercial Ever

“Prison is for all people that has never roller skated.” Wut.

I know, right? Now tell your friends!
The Best Roller Skating Commercial Ever
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Via the now “Legends of the So Bad They’re Good Local Ads”, RhettandLink.

Say no to the following: Drugs, Meth, Crack, Reefer, Unplanned Pregnancies, Gangs Spray Painting Under Bridges, and Men in Vans with Candy.

Say yes to: Roller Skating. You’ll be guaranteed to go to college.

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      Wow…”let’s give up this life of crime and start rollerskating”.

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      When Ms. Blig was a girl, she was a Rolleraire, skating and marching (on toe stops) in local parades. I have to believe it made her the fabulous person she is today.

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      Derby gals everywhere should see this shit.

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