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The Best Gay Cruise Jingle Ad Ever

All aboard if you’ve got spunk…Lubed up chums in every bunk…

I know, right? Now tell your friends!
The Best Gay Cruise Jingle Ad Ever
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“Chocolate starfish up close to you…”

Sounds and looks way more fun than the singles cruise for the one percent.

The jingle is such a lost art in today’s ad land.
I added another verse:

“Ahoy Ahoy, it’s 2,000 Boys
Come on the Big Cruise…
Swab the Poop Deck, Don’t be Coy
Comes on the Big Cruise…”

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