“Chocolate starfish up close to you…”
Sounds and looks way more fun than the singles cruise for the one percent.
The jingle is such a lost art in today’s ad land.
I added another verse:
“Ahoy Ahoy, it’s 2,000 Boys
Come on the Big Cruise…
Swab the Poop Deck, Don’t be Coy
Comes on the Big Cruise…”
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