The 9 Worst Ever Made Up Ad Words

All of these copywriters deserve to be punched…with words.

1. I’ve never wanted to punch an ad more than this one.

2. I’ve never wanted to punch a billboard more than this one.

3. Let’s cover all our sexual orientation bases.

4. This one makes me ill reading it, really.

5. Every time Cole makes a bad pun, another copywriter takes up heroin.

8. Mile. Fucking. Pebbles. Via Ameriprise.

9. Luckily, Durex failed to make this horrible thing stick.

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