1. I’ve never wanted to punch an ad more than this one.
2. I’ve never wanted to punch a billboard more than this one.
9. Luckily, Durex failed to make this horrible thing stick.
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- The U.S. will release Israeli spy Jonathan Pollard after 30 years. The move isn't tied to the Iran nuclear deal, American officials say.
- Officials released new footage proving Sandra Bland was "alive and well" when her mugshot was taken. The release aims to counter social media rumors that she was deceased in the photo.
- The NFL has upheld Patriots quarterback Tom Brady's four-game suspension for his alleged involvement with the deflation of footballs 🏈