1. I, uh, I'm gonna get off and take the next ferry.
2. The CAP 'M' makes whatever those things are even more suspicious.
3. Well, Grandma has a lot of grandsons. She took a guess.
4. I don't think you want these fellas working on your brakes.
5. "Gimp Dungeon"
6. So much suspicion in one sign.
7. I, for one, am not opening this fucking door.
8. Maybe not you, maybe the stock photo dude.
9. That cute horsie cart doesn't fool me. WHO REALLY BUNDLED MY FIREWOOD?!?
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