2. The CAP ‘M’ makes whatever those things are even more suspicious.
4. I don’t think you want these fellas working on your brakes.
7. I, for one, am not opening this fucking door.
9. That cute horsie cart doesn’t fool me. WHO REALLY BUNDLED MY FIREWOOD?!?
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