30 Brilliant Headlines From “The Argus”

Local Yellow Journalism at its best.


The original Argus photo here — which read “Council Calls In Counsellors To Counsel Councillors” — has been replaced.

The Argus

The Argus is a 133-year old newspaper based in Brighton and Hove in East Sussex, England.

According to Wikipedia, the paper is a bit of trouble with a near-20% drop in circulation in 2012.

This tabloid needs to stay solvent, so that their headline writers can keep churning out these stop-you-in-your-tracks gems.


For Americans — OAP = “Old Age Pensione.r”


Not “with,” “by.”

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