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12 Best Safe-For-Work Porn Ads

But don’t go parading them around the office.

1.

2009.
Amazing ad for German Erotic channel Beate-Uhse and its child lock feature. It won all the awards. Ad agency: Kempertrautmann, Hamburg. Second similar commercial below.

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2011.
Cute colorful print ads for Beate-Uhse. I’m strangely turned on and off and back on again and back off again by these. Ad agency: Kempertrautmann.

4.

2010.
Poster for Sex Cinema Venus, the oldest adult movie theater in Amsterdam’s red-light district, and one that shows only vintage porn from the ’70s and ’80s — which is the best porn. Ad agency: FHV/BBDO.

5.

2011.
Ads for Montreal’s Cinéma l’Amour. Did I ever get to work on porn ads in my 20-year career? No, I did not. Ad agency: Bleublancrouge.

6.

2010.
The classiest porn commercial ever for Sky’s Blue Movie channel. Ad agency: Forchets, Milan.

8.

Back at the end of 2011, companies were scrabbling to snatch up their .xxx domains before porn businesses did. This campaign ran in January 2012. Ad agency: M&C Saatchi, U.K.

9.

2008.
Hilarious porn-blocker software ads that won all the awards. Ad agency: Springer & Jacoby, Hamburg, Germany.

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