2.Liquor display at a local Russian grocery store. "Buy 2 get 1 free!" Smart move using a 12-year-old girl.
3.Smart recruitment ad by this Phoenix strip club.
4.Via Alabama. Multilingual pun! Nice.
5.Some local gym (if you know the location, please comment). Now, you don't know that for sure. Maybe the aliens themselves are weight conscious, and would prefer to eat ripped bulletheaded mooks.