1. An alien baby holding a tomato(?) on a package of peaches. Stinky alien baby feet. It must for working for them, so who I am critique?
5. Excuse me Doctor, you’re the expert, but trying to do this can’t be good for my blood pressure (it’s a blood pressure drug).
Here Are Today's Top Stories
- A boat packed with mainly African migrants bound for Italy sank off the Libyan coast on Thursday and officials fear over 100 people might have died, Reuters reports. ›
- President Obama marked a decade of recovery after Hurricane Katrina, citing gains, but also the immense amount of work that he said still needs to be done. ›
- Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg said (on Faceboook, obviously) that one billion people used the service on Monday 🌐 ›