Scary As Hell 1988 Anti-Marijuana PSA

“I’m here, find me. I’M HERE, FIND ME.”

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Obg7kvrLON8.

The PSA was part of a 62-minute drug prevention video for NJ elementary schools titled Fast Forward Future, according to Laughing Squid. The floating head Wizard of Weed inside the Fast Forward Future Machine was played by actor Richard Kiley (a voiceover specialist).

Questions:
—What are eight-year-olds doing smoking pot?
—Who are all the “Find Me” people?
—Where can I find them?
—What is the second thing bodyless KIley is pointing to?

I D.A.R.E. anybody to try to make a better parody anti-drug PSA.
If you do, you know where to find me.