Penis-Vertising

13 phallic-y print ads from recent years.

1. 1. Dark Dog energy drink

I have no idea why they did pixelated non-dick-vertising. No idea. Via France.

2. 2. Skyy vodka

Do I have to explain it to you?

3. 3. Skyy cherry vodka

Tell me those cherries don’t represents balls, and I’ll tell you you suck.

4. 4. Diesel

Photoshopped big package.

5. 5. Diesel

Diesel’s limited edition Iron Man packaging, which looks like a man gripping his pene. Via Mexico.

6. 6. Largo tomato juice

All the way from Estonia. Translation: “Good for potency”.

7. 7. Playstation 3, via Austria

Yes, that’s a thumb penis.

8. 8. Bice bread, via Italy

Personally, I don’t want to eat penis and testes bread.

9. 9. Fat Yak ale

Via Australia. Tastes like Yak piss/semen?

10. 10. Fragoli

TOO MUCH TEETH!

11. 11. Workaholics

You saw this on BuzzFeed recently. That’s supposed to be three penes.

12. 12. Hung

This is how you do a penis billboard, Workaholics people. Via New Zealand.

13. 13. Tom Ford

Just a woman biting a Fuck You Finger, not your penis.