MTV Says “There’s No Sex In Heaven”

This theory is illustrated via safe sex ads with flaccid angel penises doing non-sexy things. Muslims have beef.

According to a majority of the theologians at Yahoo! Answers, there is, in fact, no sex in heaven. Huh. Not even, missionary position?

But: If I’m down here and I’ve done it with a condom with a non-wife in my life, aren’t I automatically going to Hell anyway? I’ve also rounded off the “side-growths” of my hair, worn cotton-poly blends, and divorced (once).

This campaign is full of Fail. Shut-up, MTV.

Ad agency: Loducca, São Paulo, Brazil.

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