Awkward Phallic Symbols

10 photos + 1 video.

1. Ad for Naples Lumber via Florida.

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2. Hey, 2 bones is a bargain for a “rocket” sweater.

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3. “Super” LOL.

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4. This has something to do with nerds and science fiction and I’m too busy to actually research it. But PENIS SHIP.

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5. The ejaculating volcano just adds to the wrongness.

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6. They had to name it that.

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7. It’s just a long, hard, pointy shoe, move on.

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8. Yes cheerleader Mom, GO MEAT.

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9. Nice logo, Dr. WOOD (L — semi-erect, R — fully erect).

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10. Lastly, I had to include this Internet-famous Chiquita poster because I STILL can not believe it was a real ad (which it most definitely was).

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BONUS: It’s an 8+ minute video of a man wearing a green bag over his head and purple socks making love to a huge Cheeto made out of hundreds of little Cheetos while chanting/singing “I love you Cheetos” over and over and over to an annoying techno track.

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11. NOTE:

About half of these are via The Blog of Unnecessary Phallic Symbols, who haven’t published an update since May 30th, which perturbs me.

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