What’s the math on that?
No sales are final?
Every third sale is final?
The “best” factory-made non-Cuban cigars money can buy.
Do you, in fact, have any apples?
So, “Penis” waxing.
That guy’s nose on the left…
Early 20th century motivation poster.
YEAH, we’ll take that brilliant concept of yours very seriously.
I’ll, uh, just use the next stall.
Well, the underlining is correct…
Even if you’re a little bit pregnant, I guess.
NEVER put beer in quotes, unless you want a bar brawl.
It’s so much less mean in quotes.
- Greece voted "no" on sweeping new austerity measures tied to further bailout funds. Its future in the eurozone is uncertain, and its creditors are unimpressed.
- The U.S. defeated Japan 5-2 in Vancouver in the final match of the FIFA Women's World Cup. It was the highest scoring final in the history of the tournament ⚽️
- Captured New York prison escapee David Sweat has been released from hospital and is back in jail.