It's Not Often You See A...Semen Stain In An Ad

RELAX. It's not actually semen (the wife just thinks it is), and the ad is very safe for work.

"Don't let the stains tell the wrong story."

It's an ad, via Brazil, for Restaura car cleaning service.

Yogurt does sometimes spurt out violently when you tear the tab.

I guess he missed it when it happened.

Or, he's just a slob. Or an idiot.

Or, I'm being required to suspend my disbelief a tad too much.

Ad agency: Hermandad, Brazil.