Is Nick Cage Doing Paper Towel Ads In The UK?

An actor playing a horrible character named "Juan Sheet" looks more than a little like him.

(squinting) Not sure if commercials are so bad, they're good, or so bad, they're horrendous...

I'm leaning strongly in the latter direction.

I think it's the last sexually-loaded line—"HAVE YOU GOT PLENTY WET (wink-wink)?"—that seals the horribleness for me.

That, and the Juan Sheet name, and the Cage doppelgänger, and his terrible acting, and the embarrassing racial stereotyping, and the cringe-inducing puns, and...