Before coming to work at BuzzFeed, I was an ad copywriter for 20 years.
I wrote thousands of taglines in that time (scant few good ones, none that you know).
After reading through all the comments on this Reddit post, I picked out my favorites.
But there were many other good ones.
Either there are a lot of ad veteran redditors, or there are a lot of redditors who could get good jobs in advertising, if they wanted to.
Enjoy their creativity.
This is my favorite, I think.
Honorable mention: “Probably Money Laundering”
- U.S. President Barack Obama said the United Nations climate summit could be a "turning point" in saving the planet. The talks in Paris include 196 countries 🌍 ›
- Planned Parenthood officials said they believed Friday's shooting at a Colorado Springs clinic was motivated by opposition to abortion. ›
- And Kobe Bryant wrote a poem announcing that he's retiring from professional basketball at the end of this season 🏀🎭 ›