The needs-to-go-away Hoff stars as Günther “Mr. Lean” Hasselhoff, his German-accented cousin. He’s the new spokesman for Lean Pockets. Hasselhoff’s performance is terrible. The idea is terrible. The script is terrible. It’s fucking terrible.
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