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10 Dating Tips For Single Women (From The 1930s)

These are all still 100% applicable today.

1. Unless it’s sex stories. Please share those.

2. Wait, does he have a date with twins? HOTT.

3. Well, yeah, don’t caress his ear hairs.

4. ONLY BORING WOMEN ARE EVER BORED.

5. Hey pal, tell your drunk as a skunk date to stop scratching my head.

6. Men don’t have “tears,” we call them eye sweat.

7. Pro tip, ladies: talk about sports, guns, and blowjobs.

8. Only carry gold monogrammed handkerchiefs — problem solved.

9. “Be ready to go when your date arrives” — LOL, never, amirite, gents?

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