Date Rapey XL Condom Ad With 936 Words Of Copy

I counted them. Before you TL;DR this, the tagline is: "For those whose power of persuasion is as big as (their penis)."

Long story short: The woman has locked herself in her bathroom after eying the man's "monster" meat. The man then says his monster is harmless, like "King King"(?). Finally, he talks her out the bathroom, and says "I know the screams are part of the fragile lady role..."

(sigh)

OK, the long copy/ruler layout is mildly interesting.

But, the copy of such a concept needs to be powerful, and thrusting, and arousing, and climatic. Not boring as, well, fuck.

Ad agency: Z+, São Paulo, Brazil.