Hilarious And Terrifying 1950s Kids Safety Manual

What sick fuck created this thing?

1. The cover looks innocent enough.

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2. But once inside, there’s death and mayhem on every badly-drawn page.

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3. Looks like an outlaw got killed. I have no problem with that.

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4. The creepy stranger — who looks a bit like actor Peter Lorre — has a gimp arm.

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5. Fair enough: But which one is Bill and which one is Joe? I NEED TO KNOW.

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6. Bob, I guess, is fine.

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7. these kids are TERRIBLE bike riders.

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8. This one isn’t.

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9. My back! My books!

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10. Yep, he’s a dead boy.

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11. So, his hand got dyed red? That doesn’t look that painful, crybaby.

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12. I can’t read that face at all. Stoned?

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13. *jesus*

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This macabre 1969 safety manual has five dead boys and one dead baby.

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