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French scumbag seeks Sugar Momma close to death.
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From 1892. Small scale bookkeeping. Teutonic Tits.
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Well J.A.R., you sarcastic, indifferent asswipe, your move. I hope he didn't show.
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From a 1922 Denver Post. She certainly had a way with words.
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Alonzo no likey millionaire beauties. Like, I'm sure they were beating down his door. "orphan preferred" — nothing creepy there.
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The great Rev. El-LOON's all CAPS ending scares the CRAP out of me.
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Flappers, save your stamps for flappering.
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I smell old newsprint and a SCAM.
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Can your glance electrify his "souL"? This guy's romantic spiel is dime store malarkey.