Ladies! Interested In A “One Nite Stand?”

This guy is going to be sore from all the sexing.

Quite a layout.
If you want some grub, it’s Dutch fast food only. Otherwise, you see your other date options—ranging from a “cigarette meet date” to the zoo. (I’m assuming that’s Dutch, too.) “Walk date.” Hilarious.
Drew Grant from the New York Observer called the number. This was the message:
“You have dialed a real number, and we’ll be here. If you are serious, leave your name and number. If not, just hang up.”
Snapped at the entranced to the West 4th St. subway station.