Sports·Posted on Feb 4, 2013All 52 Super Bowl Ads Right HereIn the order they appeared during the game. The winner? This print ad tweeted by Oreo. I also give one-sentence reviews.by copyranterBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Budweiser Black Crown View this video on YouTube Summoned the bile from my stomach and dead from my brain. 2. M&M's "Love Ballad" View this video on YouTube I don't like M&M's in my meatloaf, or vice versa. 3. Audi View this video on YouTube Car = PENIS. 4. Hyundai "Team" View this video on YouTube One of the least terrible ads of the evening. 5. Go Daddy View this video on YouTube BARF Refaeli. 6. Doritos Sorry, this content is no longer supported. View on enhanced page Makes zero sense, but lots of product shot. 7. Best Buy "Ask Amy" View this video on YouTube Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. 8. Budweiser Black Crown "Celebration" View this video on YouTube Seriously, two of the worst beer ads ever produced.I hate all these people. 9. "Oz the Great and Powerful" Sorry, this content is no longer supported. View on enhanced page I don't care. 10. Coke "Cameras" Sorry, this content is no longer supported. View on enhanced page Not a new ad for the Super Bowl, but a good one. 11. OREO Sorry, this content is no longer supported. View on enhanced page Sound and Fury, Signifying NOTHING. 12. "Fast and Furious 6" Sorry, this content is no longer supported. View on enhanced page I don't care. 13. Toyota "Wish Granted" View this video on YouTube Sound and Fury, Signifying NOTHING. 14. Doritos "Fashionista Daddy" View this video on YouTube Meh? Meh. 15. Calvin Klein Sorry, this content is no longer supported. View on enhanced page His name is Matthew Terry.I was mimicking his poses in front of the TV.At least it was a simple ad. 16. Cars.com "Wolf" View this video on YouTube Baybee Wolfie for the Win 17. Bud Light "Journey" View this video on YouTube I wanted to here more of "Superstition."Otherwise, a solidly unmemorable ad. 18. Go Daddy View this video on YouTube At least the sleazebags gave you a reason to buy here. 19. "Star Trek Into Darkness" Sorry, this content is no longer supported. View on enhanced page I don't care. 20. Milk "Morning Run" Sorry, this content is no longer supported. View on enhanced page Sound and Fury, etc. 21. Hyundai Sonata "Stuck" View this video on YouTube Also one of the least bad ads of the evening.Look at that! A product benefit in an ad!How fucking novel. 22. Volkswagen "Get Happy" View this video on YouTube Racist? No.Depressing as Hell? Yes. 23. Coke "Chase" View this video on YouTube A big stinking overreaching MESS. 24. Subway "Congratulations Jared" Sorry, this content is no longer supported. View on enhanced page Depressing as Hell. 25. Budweiser — The Clydesdales: "Brotherhood" View this video on YouTube Sad and depressing as Hell. 26. Taco Bell "Viva Young" View this video on YouTube Mildly fun.But also ageist — LOOK AT DEM GOOFY OLD PEOPLE. 27. Skechers "Man vs. Cheetah" Sorry, this content is no longer supported. View on enhanced page Just...AWFUL. 28. Lincoln "Phoenix" Sorry, this content is no longer supported. View on enhanced page My GOD, that was boring.Who wrote this, the CEO? 29. Jeep "America Will Be Whole Again" Sorry, this content is no longer supported. View on enhanced page "There WILL be an advertiser who exploits our soldiers..." 30. NFL "Surprise: Sorry, this content is no longer supported. View on enhanced page I hate American "football" so I don't care. 31. History Channel "Vikings" Sorry, this content is no longer supported. View on enhanced page I don't care. 32. "Iron Man 3" Sorry, this content is no longer supported. View on enhanced page I don't care. 33. Century 21 "Wedding" View this video on YouTube I want to live in Century 22 where commercials like this hopefully won't exist. 34. BlackBerry "Z10" View this video on YouTube For your sake BlackBerry, I hope the phone is better than the ad. 35. E-Trade "Save It" View this video on YouTube Time to kill the Baby, E-Trade. 36. Subway "FebruANY®" View this video on YouTube "Ha" said nobody. 37. Bud Light "Lucky Chair" View this video on YouTube At least there was Zoe Saldana. 38. Axe "Lifeguard" View this video on YouTube And Axe becomes the 127th brand to use the stupid go to space gimmick. 39. Mio "Anthem" View this video on YouTube "Change" your spokesperson, Mio. 40. Kia "Hotbots" View this video on YouTube "We want to do the tired, sexist "babes with cars" thing, but stupider. I know! robots!Somewhere, the Svedka Fembot is masturbating. The Hotbot is Miss USA 2011 Alyssa Campanella. 41. Gildan T-Shirts "Getaway" View this video on YouTube Creepy is as Creepy does. 42. Wonderful Pistachios "PSY Get Crackin'" View this video on YouTube Is this dude's 15 minutes up yet? 43. Lincoln "Once Upon A Tweet" Sorry, this content is no longer supported. View on enhanced page "It's a story that start with you. Because luxury always should."Senseless CEO copy again. 44. Speed Stick "Unattended Laundry" View this video on YouTube One of the worst of the evening. 45. Beck's Sapphire "No Diggity" View this video on YouTube No digging it. 46. NFL "Leon Sandcastle" Sorry, this content is no longer supported. View on enhanced page SANDCASTLE!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (breath) ha. 47. Ram Trucks "Farmer" View this video on YouTube I want my 2 minutes back.You're a fucking truck, settle down. 48. Kia "Space Babies" View this video on YouTube Cute, and sold me on Kia not at all. 49. Tide "Miracle Stain" Sorry, this content is no longer supported. View on enhanced page Tripe. 50. SodaStream View this video on YouTube SodaStream would have had the best ad of the evening, if CBS wasn't held hostage by Big Sugar. Here's their banned ad. 51. Mercedes-Benz "Soul" View this video on YouTube Considering the actor fees and the $1.5 million song fee and the production costs, this commercial was one of the biggest wastes of money in advertising history. 52. Samsung "The Next Big Thing" View this video on YouTube You know how I know you're gay...? 53. Pepsi Next View this video on YouTube Sorry I missed this one.Terrible.