1. Admit it ladies: you can’t take your eyes off those fucking feathers.
2. Even this doofy dork was bangin’ em three at time. The key? 100% unnatural shirts.
3. All three of these Arrow shirt studs — yes, even Bob — got more poontang than you.
4. The only question left for you honey is: what position will we start in?
5. The eyepatch? It makes me a better fashion photographer. Dinner?
7. Just forgot this one, none of you wimps could handle it.
8. I can’t even look at this guy — androgen overload.
10. In three seconds, she will be making like an arrow for his belt.
11. It was known in the 70s as “the Dacron® stare.”
12. They just left an orgy, and now they’re heading to…another orgy. Not a wrinkle in sight.
14. Not satisifed yet, ladies?
Well, here’s 10 more of sexiest shirts from the 70s.