24 Shirts That Would Get Men Laid Today

This was the 1970s — you and your ironic t-shirts will cower in fear.

1. Admit it ladies: you can’t take your eyes off those fucking feathers.

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2. Even this doofy dork was bangin’ em three at time. The key? 100% unnatural shirts.

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3. All three of these Arrow shirt studs — yes, even Bob — got more poontang than you.

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4. The only question left for you honey is: what position will we start in?

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5. The eyepatch? It makes me a better fashion photographer. Dinner?

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6. Fourplay.

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7. Just forgot this one, none of you wimps could handle it.

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8. I can’t even look at this guy — androgen overload.

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9. The ladies won’t leaf him alone.

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10. In three seconds, she will be making like an arrow for his belt.

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11. It was known in the 70s as “the Dacron® stare.”

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12. They just left an orgy, and now they’re heading to…another orgy. Not a wrinkle in sight.

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13. He’s got a killer shirt and a BIG gun.

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14. Not satisifed yet, ladies?

Well, here’s 10 more of sexiest shirts from the 70s.

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