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13 Red Hot Vintage Sunburn Ads

The models are sizzling! Unfortunately, so is their skin.

1.

Solarcaine 1969. The worst invention in the history of the world was tanning beds. I love tan/burn lines.

2.

Solarcaine 1969. Guy, we’re making you black & white, because NOBODY wants to look at you.

3.

Solarcaine 1973.

4.

Solarcaine 1972. Sunday Bloody Sunday. The ad’s color has faded a tad over time.

5.

Solarcaine 1967. “Takes the pain out of pain nerves.” Huh?

6.

Solarcaine 1966. Frankie gives Annette some relief.

7.

Solarcaine 1974. Forgot the Solorcaine, Red Lobster, just drink a bottle of vodka.

8.

Noxzema 1953. Murders? I think “kills” would have been sufficient.

9.

Noxzema 1951.

10.

Noxzema 1950s. “Beach tested by lifeguards” wearing captain’s hats.

11.

Noxzema 1970.

12.

Noxzema, year unknown. Slather it on, baby polar bear.

13.

Boo-urns! Boo-urns!

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