Busty trio fails to test strechability of crotch of man’s Dacron® pants.
Horoscope “fun” slacks.
Wonder what house his penis is in?
Now, four ads in the Broomsticks Kinda Rapey Ad Series®.
First game: “Ring Around Rosie”
She looks quite unnerved by the impending dropping of four pairs of 100% Celanese® Fortrel® polyester trousers.
The Game: “Sherades”
The Game: “Chickers” (guffaw).
She’s naked, and he’s disinterested.
Now, three Male Scrubbed Jeans ads.
The campaign used the popular 1960s “Penis View” art direction.
She’s laughing heartily at his…crotch.
…mouth open wide.
Lastly, Levi’s also employed the between-the-legs layout.
The ad has such drama: Are the men lovers? Are they barefoot? Are their balls sweaty? And what are they looking at, so pissed off? A lifeguard? A kite flying competition? They must fucking hate kites.
Strongly related: 10 Vintage Phallic Ads.
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