Men’s Fashion Ads Dripping With Sexual Tension

All these guys got laid.

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Busty trio fails to test strechability of crotch of man’s Dacron® pants.

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Horoscope “fun” slacks.
Wonder what house his penis is in?

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FYI, Drummond also produced another ad that still enrages women today.

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Now, four ads in the Broomsticks Kinda Rapey Ad Series®.
First game: “Ring Around Rosie”

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She looks quite unnerved by the impending dropping of four pairs of 100% Celanese® Fortrel® polyester trousers.

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The Game: “Sherades”

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The Game: “Chickers” (guffaw).

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She’s naked, and he’s disinterested.

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Now, three Male Scrubbed Jeans ads.
The campaign used the popular 1960s “Penis View” art direction.

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She’s laughing heartily at his…crotch.

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…mouth open wide.

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Lastly, Levi’s also employed the between-the-legs layout.
The ad has such drama: Are the men lovers? Are they barefoot? Are their balls sweaty? And what are they looking at, so pissed off? A lifeguard? A kite flying competition? They must fucking hate kites.

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