Titled: “Enjoyment For Three”
I believe I am breaking several laws by posting this photo.
Title: “Angry old man only wearing cut off jean shorts”
He’s not that old, or angry. He is creepy as all get out, though.
Shutterstock notes: “This image would be suitable for Mothers Day concepts.”
YEAH, IN Virtual HELL.
Via Getty Images:
Title: “Man holding vacuum hose to pants crotch, low section”
Title: “Desperate woman sniffing cocaine.”
And, “eating breakfast.” You forgot that part, Thinkstock.
“Furious Mature Adult.”
He is none of those three things.
“Pretty young Asian woman in underwear and rubber boots holding typewriter.”
FINALLY, an accurate description.
Title: “Woman with decoration of Cancer.”
Those are not crabs.
Title: “Terrible Man”
…with bright white teeth who is not a vampire.
Just in time for Easter…
- Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump have won the New Hampshire primaries for the Democratic and Republican nominations 🇺🇸
- The Supreme Court put on hold President Obama's climate change plan, which aims to curb carbon dioxide emissions from power plants.
- And thank the Force: Disney's profits hit an all-time high of $2.9 billion after the latest *Star Wars* film release ✨💰