11 More Very Awkward Stock Photos

A couple of these images are illegal, I think.

1.

Titled: “Enjoyment For Three”
I believe I am breaking several laws by posting this photo.

2.

Title: “Angry old man only wearing cut off jean shorts”
He’s not that old, or angry. He is creepy as all get out, though.

3.

Shutterstock notes: “This image would be suitable for Mothers Day concepts.”
YEAH, IN Virtual HELL.

4.

WTF Ouch.

5.

Via Getty Images:
Title: “Man holding vacuum hose to pants crotch, low section”

6.

Title: “Desperate woman sniffing cocaine.”
And, “eating breakfast.” You forgot that part, Thinkstock.

7.

“Furious Mature Adult.”
He is none of those three things.

8.

“Pretty young Asian woman in underwear and rubber boots holding typewriter.”
FINALLY, an accurate description.

9.

Title: “Woman with decoration of Cancer.”
Those are not crabs.

10.

Title: “Terrible Man”
…with bright white teeth who is not a vampire.

11.

Just in time for Easter…
Title: “Bunny”

All images via the indispensable Awkward Stock Photos.

Previously: 12 Best Worst Stock Photos of 2012.