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10 Stock Photos That Have Never Been Bought (UPDATED)

You’ll see why.

1.

“Sneaker, Kibble, Screws”

2.

“Aquafresh Hotdog”

3.

“Almost Wisconsin.”

4.

“Armpita”

5.

“Analog Receiver in Heart-Shaped Box”

6.

Hay Eve, Hay Adam”

7.

“Mini-Bust on Mini-Armchair (pink)” “Mini-Bust on Mini-Armchair (brown)”
Neither one?!? I think I may purchase them for…something.

8.

“A Bunny Toddler Seat Falls in Brooklyn” Hmm…

9.

“Three of a kind — John Heard”

10.

Finally: Hungry Hungry “Headless Headless Hippos”

Previously: And here’s 60 More Useless Stock Photos (though, most of these have been bought at least once).

UPDATE: The photographer who took these shots, Brian McMullen, an editor & art director at McSweeney’s in San Francisco, contacted me about the post.

He says these 10 shots are from “about 45 photos I shot for a two-page Believer magazine “schema” piece I published in the February 2005 issue titled “Non-Essential Stock Photography.”

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