Ugh. Shitty borrowed interest, crappy pun.
Shatto Milk of Osborn, Missouri.
*s l o w c l a p*
Well, at least they’re not over-promising.
O for creativity, 1,000 for honesty.
Every time a business owner makes an awful pun
a copywriter buys another ironic t-shirt.
A small coffee shop in Chamonix, France.
Nice. Maybe a Twin peaks homage?
Pedestrian, and expected. Also, patently untrue.
Straight and to the point. And, it has a good rhythm to it when you say it.
And, here’s the clear winner.
Images via reddit, unless otherwise indicated.
- Prosecutors will seek the death penalty for Dylann Roof, accused of killing nine people in a Charleston church in June. ›
- Kentucky clerk Kim Davis has been taken into federal custody until she orders her staff to issue marriage licenses. ›
- Donald Trump has pledged to support the eventual Republican presidential nominee in 2016 and not mount a 3rd-party run. ›