10 More Of The Best/Worst Local Business Taglines

Words are funny. Graded A to F.

1.

Nice!

Grade: A-

2.

Hee Haw!

Grade C-

3.

Ugh. Shitty borrowed interest, crappy pun.

Grade D-

4.

Shatto Milk of Osborn, Missouri.

*s l o w c l a p*

Grade: A-

5.

Via spokesman.com

Well, at least they're not over-promising.

O for creativity, 1,000 for honesty.

Grade: C

6.

Every time a business owner makes an awful pun

a copywriter buys another ironic t-shirt.

Grade: C-

7.

Via smashingmagazine.com

A small coffee shop in Chamonix, France.

Nice. Maybe a Twin peaks homage?

Grade: B+

8.

Pedestrian, and expected. Also, patently untrue.

Grade: D

9.

Via lookingforgoodinlagos.blogspot.com

Straight and to the point. And, it has a good rhythm to it when you say it.

Grade: B

10.

And, here's the clear winner.

Grade: A

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Here's 12 previous good/bad local business slogans.