Ugh. Shitty borrowed interest, crappy pun.
Shatto Milk of Osborn, Missouri.
*s l o w c l a p*
Well, at least they’re not over-promising.
O for creativity, 1,000 for honesty.
Every time a business owner makes an awful pun
a copywriter buys another ironic t-shirt.
A small coffee shop in Chamonix, France.
Nice. Maybe a Twin peaks homage?
Pedestrian, and expected. Also, patently untrue.
Straight and to the point. And, it has a good rhythm to it when you say it.
And, here’s the clear winner.
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