1. Brilliant, cheap bathroom stall advertising for an Herb store.
Via North Carolina.
3. Not the best drawing of Statler and Waldorf, and not the funniest quip, but at least you tried.
Via San Diego.
4. I already don’t trust you, and now you will never get my business
Via Boise, Idaho.
5. These stupid sexual puns are rote for the construction/excavating business category. But again, at least you tried.
7. Nice facial on McDonald’s by local coffee shop.
Location unknown, possibly Mississippi.
UPDATE: It is in Starkville, Mississippi (Thanks Clyde).
9. As someone who fucking hates Instagram and Instagrammers, BRAVO. Fuck-off, you pathetic epicurean archaeologists.
Some eatery, somewhere.