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10 More Of The Best/Worst Local Business Slogans

Celebrate/laugh at amateur “ingenuity.”

1. Brilliant, cheap bathroom stall advertising for an Herb store.

Via North Carolina.
Grade: A

2. Smart, if not creative, copy for central Texas.

Grade: C+

3. Not the best drawing of Statler and Waldorf, and not the funniest quip, but at least you tried.

Via San Diego.
Grade: C+

4. I already don’t trust you, and now you will never get my business

Via Boise, Idaho.
Grade: D.

5. These stupid sexual puns are rote for the construction/excavating business category. But again, at least you tried.

Unknown business/location.
Grade: C-.

6. See above.

Via Winnipeg.
Grade: C-

7. Nice facial on McDonald’s by local coffee shop.

Location unknown, possibly Mississippi.
UPDATE: It is in Starkville, Mississippi (Thanks Clyde).
Grade: B+

8. What is option ‘D’? Also, sexist.

Location unknown.
Grade: C-

9. As someone who fucking hates Instagram and Instagrammers, BRAVO. Fuck-off, you pathetic epicurean archaeologists.

Some eatery, somewhere.
Grade: A+++

10. Though it is your swan song slogan, *slowclap*

Unsure of location.
Grade: A

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