10 More Of The Best Bad Local Ads

Fuck ad agencies. Some real gems here.

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BEST BAIL BONDS OFFICE PHONE NUMBER EVER.

Grade: A++++++++++

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Via Irving, Texas.
This place has "chain" written all over it.
If they don't get sued into the ground.
Grade: A

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Smart recruitment ad placement by this Dollar General in Crandon, WI.
Goddamn brilliant.

Grade: A

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Via Los Banos, CA.
You don't have to be overly witty to make a great local ad. Just be on point.
The sloppy letter display actually makes it even better.

Grade: A

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Not sure where this business is located, if you know please comment.
BLING IT ON!
You don't need to be classy in the pawn shop/buying gold industry.
You just need to stand out, any ridiculously stupid way you can.

Grade: A

6.

Via Avon, NC.
You think you could do a better billboard for them?
Well, you're mistaken.

Grade: A

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Via Pittsburgh.
I've seen this wordplay before, not original.
But, I still like it.

Grade: B

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Via Wisconsin.
BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD pun.

Grade: A

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Torturous pun window display for some plant shop (if you know where, please comment). WHO HAD IT FIRST?
Still, I like it, for some reason.
Grade: A

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Via Mid-Michigan.
This is so fucking awful, it's brilliant.

Grade: A