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The double entendre tagline "Chubby Chasers" is quite clever. It works "both ways," so to speak.
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Via Denver. It's proven by market research that if you can somehow get both "new" AND "cool" into your tagline, it will work 73% better.
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Also via Denver. Anybody who's ever been on Xanax knows that's not at all true, but at least you tried.
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Via Texas. The bad puns are deafening.
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Via Colorado. It's doesn't quite nail it, but good try.
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Via Texas. His car tells me he is either a very successful violin guy, or a criminal.
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Not a local business, but it is a GREAT tagline for a gong.
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A great service by this bar in Adelaide. Bravo.
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Via Manchester, England. Nice. Kill the ellipsis, though. It's the punctuation mark of the Stupid.
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Via New Mexico. "Become a regular" — brilliant.
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