1. Gorditos Mexican in Seattle compares the size of their burritos to newborn babies.
2. Hey everybody dies, but not every “body” lives. (It’s a clothing company.)
5. Mrs. Baird’s bakery (many locations in Texas).
8. TERRIBLE pun, I know. But they’re trying. If anybody knows where this restaurant is, please comment.
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