1- Why are people so shocked that I haven't tried it before?
2- I wonder if I'm missing out on the best thing ever that will change my life.
3- What if I don't like it? They are all expecting me to love it.
4- I mean, I LOVE peanut butter, but I'm not a fan of jelly.
5- Ugh, what did I get myself into?
6- Ok, here we go. Smells good.
7- How am I supposed to do this without smearing stuff all over my face?
8- Or maybe the fun is to get as dirty as possible?
9- Ok, for real. Bite.
10- Mmmmm.
11- MMMMMMM.
12- This IS good.
13- But is this strawberry jelly?
14- I don't think the strawberry goes well with the PB?
15- Should I ask?
16- Ok, they are all cheering for me. I shouldn't say anything.
17- This is awkward.
18- The choice of bread is debatable. Seven grains? Really?
19- Let's take another bite.
20- Did someone mention crunchy peanut butter?
21- Now I want crunchy PB.
22- And grape jelly.
23- Why don't we have this where I come from?
24- It's good. Yup.
25- Let me take another bite without them noticing I'm basically stuffing my face with this.
26- I have jelly all over my face.
27- And my hands.
28- And my clothes.
29- Omnomnomnom.
30- I think I could have this every day all day.
31- Is it healthy though?
32- Did I just put on 15 pounds with one sandwich?
33- OMG this is like an addiction.
34- It's almost over.
35- I don't want it to end.
36- Please.
37- Should I stop taking bites and make it last longer?
38- I think I haven't been part of the conversation since the first bite, I should say something.
39- Or maybe I should concentrate in just munching away?
40- OMNOMNOMNOM.
41- Yeah, this is better.
42- This might actually be what heaven tastes like.
43- For real.
44- Oh no.
45- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
46- The end is near.
47- It was great knowing you, my friend.
48- It was good while it lasted.
49- I will forever remember you.
50- BUT WHERE IS THAT CRUNCHY PEANUT BUTTER SO I CAN TRY IT TOO?
