1. Meet Ezequiel “Pocho” Lavezzi.
2. He’s 29 years old and plays for Argentina.
4. No, like really:
5. He’s also got the best smile.
ARE YOU LOOKING AT IT? CAN YOU NOT STOP LOOKING? YEAH, I KNOW.
7. He’s sexy and he knows it.
8. He currently plays for Paris Saint-Germain.
(And probably you’re not reading this and instead are focusing on his butt, right?)
10. Lavezzi has a bunch of cool friends.
The Pope, Messi in the background, you know, the usual.