Transcription Of The Text In Every Single Garfield Comic Ever

Someone has been compiling a txt file with a transcription of the text in every single Garfield comic since the strip started in 1978. @horse_ebooks may have been revealed to be a fraud, but perhaps the Garfield transcriptions can step up to fill the void? They have their own little poetry to them:

ga790318 — know. - If nobody had to steal. I people laughed more. If everyone fed their cats all the lasagna they could eat.

ga800727 — - - - - GARFIELD! BATH TIME! - ZOOM! Cats.

ga780813 — Poor me. - Sigh…a big, vicious, brute of a dog has moved into *my* home… - - GRAB! - whap whap whap whap whap whap whap

ga861006 — - - THUD This has possibilities.

ga970112 — - Here comes Arlene! - EEEYUUUUHHH! - Hi, Arlene. Hello, Garfield. - Well, it’s been nice talking to you.

ga970101 — - YOING oing oing oing oing - Whoo! What a night! Happy new year.

ga861008 — -

ga800727 — - - - - GARFIELD! BATH TIME! - ZOOM! Cats.

ga780729 — Heh, heh, heh. M-I-C - A cat who likes Mickey Mouse. K-E-Y - Shake it, Annette.

ga131007 — I could climb you. - And there’s nothing you can do about it! - Unfortunately…

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