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    The Definitive Ranking Of Every U.S. President By Order Of Sexiness

    The ballots are in.

    Connor Dunlap
    by Connor Dunlap

    Community Contributor

    43. Martin Van Buren

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    The least sexy sideburns. The least sexy President. No thank you.

    42. John Quincy Adams

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    More awful sideburns PLUS A RATTAIL? Gross.

    41. William Howard Taft

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    There isn't a lot that is sexy about getting stuck in a bathtub. In fact, nothing is sexy about getting stuck in a bathtub.

    40. James Buchanan

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    Sadly his sexy name does not apply to his looks. He’s an old man with baby face. And that ain’t attractive.

    39. Chester A. Arthur

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    His failings as a president were not limited only to his reformation attempts, but also his facial hair.

    38. Herbert Hoover

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    He crashed the Stock Market to its lowest point in history, and yet his sex appeal was always lower.

    37. Grover Cleveland

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    Grover Cleveland is like the gross ex-boyfriend you just can't stay away from...

    36. Bill Clinton

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    "I would not have sexual relations with this president."

    35. Gerald Ford

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    He looks like your friends dad. Your friends really unattractive dad.

    34. Millard Fillmore

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    I would not want him to fill me. Sexually speaking, of course.

    33. Zachary Taylor

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    Dull President with even duller looks.

    32. Dwight D. Eisenhower

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    "I like Ike... Just not the way he looks."

    31. Calvin Coolidge

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    Pretty sure his slogan was, "Keep cool with Coolidge, the man who looks like a Gringotts Goblin."

    30. George W. Bush

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    Most people would agree he is not a sexy President. Unless you ask Florida, which can't make up its mind.

    29. William McKinley

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    He promoted American industry by raising tariffs, but that did not raise our opinion of his looks.

    28. John Tyler

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    He fathered more children than any other President in U.S. history, and we really can't figure out why.

    27. William Henry Harrison

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    He may not last long... But you just tell your friends it was a good time anyway.

    26. George H. W. Bush

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    The H. actually stands for, "Hey! You're pretty good looking!"

    25. John Adams

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    He spent a lot of time in France which means he's sure to know the meaning of Ménage à trois.

    24. James Madison

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    He wrote the Bill of Rights, so he is the right man for you.

    23. Woodrow Wilson

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    "He Kept Us Out of War!" ... So we could spend more time in bed.

    22. Jimmy Carter

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    Good news! Carter is still kickin' it at age 90. Which means we all still have a chance.

    21. James Monroe

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    The definition of a Colonial DILF.

    20. Warren G. Harding

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    With a jawline like that, you best believe people were hard for Harding.

    19. Thomas Jefferson

    Via history.com

    This man had it going on! Maybe not by todays standards, but he definitely had it going on in a revolutionary kind of way.

    18. Franklin D. Roosevelt

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    He made those wheels look good.

    17. James A. Garfield

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    He was not a frontrunner for the Oval Office at first, but his good looks won him the ticket.

    16. Rutherford B. Hayes

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    No one would behave around B. Hayes.

    15. Richard M. Nixon

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    It should be illegal to be this good looking. But when the President does it, that means it's not illegal.

    14. George Washington

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    You just never forget your first...

    13. Andrew Johnson

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    Men in Black 4 revolves around Tommy Lee Jones going back in time to be a U.S. President.

    12. James K. Polk

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    We wouldn't mind giving James a poke, if ya' know what I mean.

    11. Lyndon B. Johnson

    Via history.com

    Civil Rights are sexy. And so is that stare.

    10. Harry Truman

    Via history.com

    He also looks like your friends dad. But the really sexy one.

    9. Andrew Jackson

    Via history.com

    Sure, he may have been a complete genocidal maniac. But the man had good hair.

    8. Abraham Lincoln

    Via history.com

    This man was so sexy they carved his face into a goddamn mountain!

    7. Theodore Roosevelt

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    We all want to see how big a stick he was carrying... wink wink.

    6. Benjamin Harrison

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    Before there was the ad campaign, Benjamin Harrison was the Most Interesting Man in the World.

    5. Franklin Pierce

    Via history.com

    Many may not know his name, but his sexy portrait will PIERCE your heart.

    4. Ronald Reagan

    Via history.com

    The man was a movie star for a reason. Mmmmmmm that smolder.

    3. Barack Obama

    AP Charles Dharapak / Via sayanythingblog.com

    Bring about as much Change as you want, Barack. Just as long as your looks stay this sexy forever.

    2. John F. Kennedy

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    Marilyn Monroe knew what was up.

    1. Ulysses S. Grant

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    Not only did he win the Civil War, but he won our hearts. Those eyes just scream, "Hey, babe. You're my one and only... You, and America."

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