US Open Tennis (2014) - Hasidic Review
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Is Obama handling this properly??? This is from Tuesday night.
Government shows desperate reaction to latest civil rights snafu...Louis C.K. involved. President Obama has appointed Eric Holder to lead the charge for peace in Ferguson, MO. Ten days of violence and unrest have had the general public critical of the Presidents laissez-faire attitude towards the racially charged situation in Ferguson. Things have been tense since the August 9th killing of a shy, non-intimidating teenage boy named Michael Brown by a hardened Nazi sympathizing Ferguson police chief who at first refused to own up to the shooting and post-mortem sodomy. “The President has given Attorney General Holder full decision making ability to diffuse the volatile racial powder-keg that has exploded in middle-America,” reported WH Press Secretary Jay Carney at an early morning briefing. “Part of Mr. Holder’s plan to gain stability and harmony in the region is to call in African-American icons Al Sharpton and Pootie Tang.” “Ain’t come one, but many tine tanies!” exclaimed Pootie Tang who was on location at the Walgreens parking lot near Hereford Ave and Cunningham. “See, my damie, Pootie Tang don’t wa-da-tah to the shama cow…’cause that’s a cama cama leepa-chaiij, dig?” It appears to be working. SWAT teams deployed tear gas at the midnight hour for the third straight night, even after declaring an end to the curfew. Ninety percent of the gas pellets were repelled back at police by Pootie Tang who was witnessed whipping his belt around and using it to repel gas canister back at the police convoy. He was heard declaring “Sa da tay!” before disappearing into an SUV with Holder and Reverend Al Sharpton. Everyone in Ferguson is cautiously optimistic that Pootie Tang can save 50 years of racial harmony in this country…a harmony that has been disrupted by one racist police officer’s grotesque act on a young man with a bright future.
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