1. They wear shoes and they help people.
And they do it for free because miniature horses don’t have pockets.
2. Look! More horses helping people.
And more horses wearing shoes.
3. Sometimes they look like dachshunds
And you’re all like “oh wow it’s a dachshund!” And they’re like: “no, I’m a horse.”
4. Sometimes they get tired
You just yawned after seeing this, didn’t you?
5. They make other animals guilty because they aren’t being as helpful
6. Horses helping people helping horses
8. They are really good navigators
They are like GPS units that bite you sometimes when they’re hungry.