RIGHT IN THE QUEENS ONIONS: The Strange Life of Nigel Norris

In what can only be described as “The Greatest Story Ever Told” Right in the Queen’s Onions hit theaters today with wall to wall standing ovations. There was tons of celebrities at the premiere and everyone was clapping and clapping. Oh, it was marvelous. I feel sorry for you for not being there. Some rich chick barfed, even.

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