rocko’s modern life god damn it. Rocket power sucked epically. Oh god was it an awful show.

Fuck what everyone else says. I think this is real. I mean, if they bring back old shows. They would probably bring back shows from 1999 and up, or ones that didn’t really have a series ending. Rocket Power, Hey Arnold, and others. Chances are things are just gonna have a different setting and background. In my opinion.

ZIM or GTFO!

I know this is fake, but what they need is to create a new “Mr. Wizard” for today. Much of what I became I can attribute to that show.

Why would a children’s network produce shows that would only attract nostalgia-hungry adults? Also, poor ratings? Really? Spongebob Squarepants is consistently one of the highest-rated cable shows. We’re all sure by now that this is a fake, but even for a prank, it’s lazy.

They went too far with the over the top bs ‘quote’.
“our biggest mistake…” Even if they thought that, they wouldn’t say it.

Well, those thirteen seconds that I thought this was real were probably the best thirteen seconds of my week so far.

Maybe some Nickelodeon exec will find their way to this page and realize that this is something that has to happen. I mean, at least get all these shows back on as reruns.

Yea my apologies everyone for the blue balls. My inner child went rabid yesterday when I saw this online, but now I’m embarrassed. Again I am sorry for letting you all down.

Are people really this stupid?

Not in Viacom’s press releases…fake ;/

Gee, thanks for wasting everyone’s time. Did you even read this? It’s barely even grammatical. It was clearly written by a kid, or someone who just learned English. If I slap a Lucasfilm logo on a poorly worded email claiming that the Star Wars prequels will be remade as musicals starring the Care Bears, will you post that too?

this is so fake but oh how i wish for more powerpuff girls…i’m so sick of being growed up!

i know this is fake, but i’m going to go ahead and let my inner child rejoice anyways. i’d probably never get around to watching new episodes anyways.

no one is dumb enough to do this.