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Which "Home Alone" Villain Should You Hook Up With?

Alice is the kind of person who'll leave your neighbor to freeze to death in their garage, so you know she takes charge romantically. Her life of crime might get in the way of your relationship though.

Alice from Home Alone 3

Peter is a natural born leader, which makes him an exciting and unpredictable lover. You're in for a wild ride, you crazy kids!

Peter from Home Alone 3

Burton is the looker of the group, so you've made the right choice. Plus, he survives getting a lawnmower haircut – those are the genes you'll want to pass on to your kids!

Burton from Home Alone 3

Earl gets electrocuted in the name of espionage, so he'll bring a real spark to your encounter. Plus, look at those eyes!

Earl from Home Alone 3

When your catchphrase is "I'm gonna kill that kid!" you know you have a winner!

Marv Merchants

Harry is your classic bumbling criminal, which could be hot if that's what you're into. But prepare yourself – he's the kind of guy who'll never call.

Harry Lime

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Which "Home Alone" Villain Should You Hook Up With?

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