11 Dates Every Twentysomething Will Go On

"Do you want to go to Taco Bell?"

1. The "Please Don't Murder Me" Coffee

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How it starts: You met on the internet.

How it ends: An awkward pause where you aren't sure if you will ever see them again and/or if you should make out.

Memorable moment: Staring vacantly at the space between their eyes as they talk about their interests.

2. The Taco Bell Quickie

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How it starts: You and your crush silently look at each other and one of you says "Taco Bell." In that moment you both know that you're going to Taco Bell.

How it ends: You feel gross but satisfied. The walk of shame from Taco Bell is hard (because of indigestion) but worth it (because it tasted amazing).

Memorable moment: When you both reached for a handful of the same hot sauce packets and YOUR HANDS TOUCHED.

3. Takeout On Your Apartment Floor

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How it starts: You go straight home from work and collapse on the floor. You call your crush, then the takeout place (not always in that order).

How it ends: Two people, one snuggie.

Memorable moment: Making out on the floor of the apartment while the most romantic film in the world, Blade II, plays in the background.

4. The Booty Call

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How it starts: Making out against a wall.

How it ends: Driving home alone.

Memorable moment: Climax.

5. Your One Chance To Hang Out With The "Cool Kids" At This "Really Cool Party"

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How it starts: A text message that reads "U up?"

How it ends: You leave because it's too loud and you want to go watch Netflix.

Memorable moment: Fooling your crush into thinking you're awesome for approximately half an hour.

6. The "We're Both Hungover And This Was A Mistake" Breakfast

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How it starts: You hooked up with someone and don't know how to get rid of them.

How it ends: You awkwardly wave goodbye to them in the parking lot. Who knows if you'll ever see them again.

Memorable moment: You excused yourself to barf in the bathroom and the other person didn't notice.

7. The State of the Union Address

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How it starts: You've been on three dates and someone texts "We need to talk."

How it ends: Someone leaves feeling shitty.

Memorable moment: When the barista recognizes your grim look of despair and gives you a halfhearted smile but THERE'S NO WAY OUT AND THEY CAN'T HELP YOU.

8. "I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But Do You Want To Go To A Wedding With Open Bar?"

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How it starts: You need to find a date for this wedding YESTERDAY because someone you know is getting married and that is literally insane.

How it ends: Regrettable decisions in a hotel room somewhere.

Memorable moment: The Cha-Cha Slide, which is lame until you are surrounded by dancing grandmas.

9. "Let's Do Something Adventurous For Facebook!"

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How it starts: Planning to go skydiving together.

How it ends: Going mini-golfing together.

Memorable moment: Moving a dead snake off the course with a golf club made for children.

10. The "Is This A Date?" Date

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How it starts: You're friends...

How it ends: Mixed emotions.

Memorable moment: Where you finish each other's sentences, stare deeply into each others eyes, laugh at the same people while people-watching, and tell them things that no one else knows about you.

11. The "We're Together Now" Dinner Party

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How it starts: You decide to have a dinner party to introduce your crush to all your friends and show them how perfect you are together.

How it ends: Your single friends realize you are "adults" and fall into existential despair.

Memorable moment: When you look across the table at your S.O. as everyone is chowing down and think, "We did it, these motherfuckers know we're dating now."