I Hacked My Former Employer on funwithcole.wordpress.com ›
The greatest F-U from a writer to his employer ever.
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Portland, OR / Male
Cole Gamble’s writings on the crimes of Willy Wonka, man-eating beds and tales from his cringe-worthy life appear here on Babble, the humor site Cracked, The Daily Beast, The Huffington Post and Salon. He is working on a book entitled, Conquer Everything! A Self Help Book to Destroy All Other Self Help Books and Grant You Mastery in Everything.
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Repeatedly Tasering Pregnant Women is OK, Says Court on blogs.babble.com ›
A court has ruled three police officers innocent of using excessive force after they Tasered a visibly pregnant woman pulled over for a speeding ticket. Run that by me again? What is it about “shooting electricity into a fetus” that sounds reasonable?
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9 Kids Charged After Bullied Classmate Commits Suicide on blogs.babble.com ›
In January, Phoebe Prince, 15, hung herself from a stairwell in her family home. A prosecutor claims the taunting and physical threats from nine teenagers pushed the young girl to take her own life. Another boy, 11, took his life in nearby Springfield last year after also facing fierce bullying.
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Easter Peeps Gone WILD!!! on blogs.babble.com ›
Peeps. Good ‘ol wholesome, tasteless peeps. Easter would just be “Jesus day” without ‘em. But some out there, some with too much time on their hands and clearly an abundance of peeps have transformed them into so much more. Funny, scary, evil, terrible things.
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Disney Banning Actresses With Fakes Boobs from Movies on blogs.babble.com ›
In casting the next in its Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, Disney has requested casting directors only send actresses with, “real breasts. Do not submit if you have implants.”
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May I Blow Your Pants Off? New PREDATORS Trailer on funwithcole.wordpress.com ›
Yes, I know. I’ve been posting a lot of movie and pop culture stuff recently. Is it my fault that there has been a swell of awesomeness as of late? Yes, it probably is. Anywho:
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10 Foods You Should Never Let Your Kid Eat on blogs.babble.com ›
from liquid cereal to hallucinogenic pancakes
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90 Pound Toddler on blogs.babble.com ›
Pang Ya is only two and yet, at 90 pounds, she weighs as much as the average adult Chinese woman.
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“Shocking” Teen Pregnancy Video Banned from You Tube on blogs.babble.com ›
A viral video of a school girl giving impromptu birth on a football field has been ripped off of You Tube for it’s shocking content. In the video, school kids flip out as a young woman pops a baby out on the 50 yard line, with graphic detail.
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The Secret Lives of 4 Famous Children's Book Authors on blogs.babble.com ›
Shel Silverstein worked for Playboy? Dr. Seuss was a racist?
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