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    20 Of The Funniest Pick Up Lines On The Internet

    Do you live in a cornfield? Because we have some pretty corny and funny pick up lines that will give you a good laugh.

    We've all heard them before, and to be honest, they usually don't work. Pick up lines are great for breaking the ice and making a couple of laughs, but if you're trying to spit game with them, you might as well just pack up and go home. Here at CMB we found 20 funny pick up lines on the interwebs.

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    "You have something on your face." *They go to rub it off "Huh, I guess beautiful doesn't come off." #pickuplines

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    #BadPickupLines I will pick you up, woman. Is this understood?

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    #badpickuplines Girl, you're an 11/0 because your beauty is undefined. And if you don't get that math reference, goodbye

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    Girl u look so fine, i could possibly put u in a bowl and maybe make u a part of a complete breakfast #badpickuplines

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    Damn girl! Was your dad a cook at a burger restaurant? Cause... UuuuuuMAMI! #badpickuplines

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    Walk up to a girl, fall to the ground, flail around like a fish, and say, "I'm drowning in your beauty." #badpickuplines

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    #BadPickUpLines See this ring? I dug up my grandmother's dead body, and pried it of her finger to get it. It'll be yours some day...

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    Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams. #PickupLines

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    I want you wrapped in my arms… like a burrito… be my bærrito #pickuplines

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    Yo are you an almond joy candy bar? Cause you're disgusting #pickuplines

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    "I play baseball. What's your number?" #PickUpLines

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    Hey gurl... You smell like barbecue sauce... And I like barbecue sauce #pickuplines

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    I made us on the sims and our kids came out really cute. Wanna try for real? #pickuplines

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    Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you, too. #PickUpLines #Noticed

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    Girl are you peanut butter? Cause you're chunky! #pickuplinesgonewrong

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    Your body is 70% water and I'm thirsty #pickuplines

    Speaking of water...

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