10 Reasons Why Kids Today Are Screwed

Childhood is hard enough as it is, but the next generation is at a serious disadvantage. I mean, those of us born in the 90's are undeniably cool because of the list below.

1. Skip It

Seriously the Ball and Chain of playground glory. And how about that hot outfit she's sporting?? #scrunchiesforlifeeee

2. Mr. Sketch Markers

No wonder kids do drugs...they can't pass out sniffing the freaking Blueberry one.

3. Bop It

Who needs an iPad? Bop It ruled. And also doubled as a weapon.

4. Even Stevens

The greatest show EVER. Hands down. Before Shia LaBeouf went all cray cray and Beans looked less like a pedophile.

5. AOL AIM

iMessage? Nah, AOL is the jam. Don't forget the email account that you created in third grade: [e-mail]

6. Heelys

Nothing says BA like gliding across the mall food court on wannabe roller skates.

7. Hit Clips

Get on our level iTunes. What could be better than just one minute of Britney?

8. Inflatable Furniture

Why is this not a thing anymore? Like, how cool does she look??

9. Razor Scooters

Razor = instant popularity. Neighborhood scooter gang unite!

10. Furby

Last but not least, the toy that took over the nation. Probably brainwashed us with those creepy eyes too.