1. TV’s Leading Ladies
2. 1. Sharon “Don’t Mess with My Braces” Spitz
Eat your heart out Alden.
3. 2. Vicky the “I’ll Babysit Your Face with My Fist” Babysitter
Watch yo self, Timmy.
4. 3. Gwen “I’m better than Ben 10”
I eat puniness for breakfast.
5. 4. Penny “You Don’t Want Me to Inspect your Gadget”
I play rough.
6. 5. Blossom aka Musclepuff Girl
The city doesn’t need me, but Equinox does.
7. 6. Daphne “If by Mystery You Mean Muscle” Blake
Danger-prone, my ass. I like a good rough and tumble.
8. 7. Totally Spies (remember us?)
We’ve traded in our spandex for platform stripper heels. Pow!
9. 8. Mum, mom, mama, ma, mummy, mommy, mother, Lois?
Fuck ya, steroids.
10. 9. “Purple Hair, Don’t Care” Leela
Deals with abandonment issues by doing 5,000 leg presses and 10,000 push-ups daily.
11. 10. Not-so Little Lisa and Mega-boob Marge
The pearls say I’m classy, but the muscles say I want to smother you with them.
12. TV’s Leading Boys
13. 11. Ash “The Basher” Ketchum
I’ve traded in becoming a Pokémon master for teaching jiu jitsu and muay thai.
8p every Monday, Wednesday, Friday. Come to get your ass kicked.
15. 13. GYM TIME
Who knew all that was under Finn. Hey boy, hit me up.
17. Disney’s Muscle Milk Princesses
18. 15. Snow White and the Seven Rounds of Daily Steroids
Prince Charming can’t handle all this beef.
19. 16. Ariel, the Little Man-Eater
Try stealing my voice now, punk.
20. 17. Beauty and the Beastly Biceps
License plate cover reads: I’d rather be reading…my body mass index.
21. 18. Tinker Barbell
I don’t believe in fairies, only 5a workouts and the GNC store.
22. 19. Jaszilla
It’s a been a whole new world after I ordered the INSANITY DVD.
23. 20. Megnormous
Yeah, I’m Greek too. You don’t see me flaunting my bod on Pegasus.
24. 21. Jessica *Not a Disney Princess* Rabbit
Just because I’m not a princess, doesn’t mean I can’t rule your world.
25. 22. Alice *Also not a Princess*
Cake is for chumps.
26. Super Heroically Buff
27. 23. She-Hulk
Slender muscles is the best kind of bulge.
28. 24. Wonder Woman - like a Kardashian with muscles
29. 25. Now that’s Amazing, Spider-Man
These are the silks I like in order of preference:
Silk Milk (the new fruit kind with protein)
Silk pajamas (XXXXXXXXXL)
Silk that comes out of my body when I flex too hard
30. 26. Beast (pun built in)
Wait, my b. This is what he looks like normally. Not up to scratch on my comic book knowledge obviously.