1. Are we smiling? Funny face? Wait, wait… Throwing up the peace sign?
2. Human’s are friends, not food. HUMAN’S ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD.
3. Hey, where are the fish going? Fishes: “Swim away!”
4. Just because we broke up, you think you own the ocean? You think you can run away? I’m a fucking shark. I WILL FIND YOU.
6. Streaking in my birthday suit. Yeah boiiiiiii #YOLO
9. Where are you going? Can we try the new Pop-Tart ice cream sandwich. Can we, can we, CAN WE?
10. Am I in the shot? Hey, can you see me? Hi mom! Yeah, we’re having a great time. The weather’s just ok, but we’re making the best of it. Miss you! xoxo Sharky
11. My agent didn’t tell me this was a photo shoot with a human. I don’t care if he’s hot, I only do my best work alone. This is BULLSHIT.
13. I think you’re going to need bigger poles, asswipe.
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